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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 06:03

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Next, they tried...
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They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Steelers quickly settle any Aaron Rodgers jersey number mystery after signing - New York Post
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Random: Mario Kart World Player 'Breaks' The Game, Takes Flight Over Mario Circuit - Nintendo Life
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Have you ever regretted not hitting on a older women?
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
No way
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts